Tuesday, November 27, 2012

All you need is fire and a friend to wish you well.

I deem it appropriate to get the side of your nose pierced even if your other side is pierced, or if you have a septum. Though, I guess I am a biased opinion since I've had my septum pierced for two years and I just got the side of my nose done. If I can capture a good enough picture of myself, I'll put one up. I really wanted a wittle baby hoop, but the guy (Bradd with two Ds) was like "Noo noo that's a bad idea! I'd have to give you a big hoop because it'd swell! Just get the stud!" Now it doesn't sound all that bad when I type it out, it sounds quite reasonable, actually. But man was that guy an asssshole. He was also the guy that pierced my nose the first time, and someone asked me a very good question today when I was talking about him; "If he's a dick, why did you go back?" And I really had to think. I came to the conclusion that it might be because I was familiar with the place, and even though Bradd was not my cup of tea, he was good at his job. That's really what you're looking for in a piercer. Or at least that's what I'm looking for. If you desire something else, that kind of defeats the purpose of paying someone to do it, doesn't it?
Now this Bradd character, he had scarification and some sort of object IN HIS SKIN. I've heard of scarification, and tee bee H (That's white girl for 'To be honest') I wouldn't mind getting some kind of scarification on me. Maybe not on my face or anywhere too obvious. I could get it on my booty or the back of my thigh, but I'm scared to think about what it would feel like to sit down, since I know even getting a tattoo around there makes it hard to sit for awhile. Or so I've heard, I've never had a tattoo so I can't speak from experience. But who even thought "Hey guys let's open up my arm and put an object in there like a lock and then close my skin back up then I'll have a lock in my arm lol sounds badass." It sounds like it might have started out as some sort of torture or in prison like sagging. If you sagged in prison, it's okay in there to be someone's bitch. But when you got out, why would you want people to know that at one point in your life you were someone's bitch? "Yeah man I been in da struggle I been someone's bitch mane I gotta rep dat shit man. Dass why I'm always saggin and shit man." Umm no. That's not really something you flaunt. But hey, I've never been someone's bitch, so maybe it really is hot stuff.

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