Revolving doors, what have i done?

I have finally gotten my brainwashing machine from school and I'm trying to get used to it. It's a tablet, and I very much hate it. The only good thing about it is that I can blog in seminar (I think/hope/pray[jk]) I hate small technology. MY HANDS ARE TOO BIG FOR THIS. Next thing you know skinny is gonna be the new fat and anorexic is gonna be the new thick because everyone is too big for their small little computers. Who even thought of small technology? Maybe it was the human race savior. He/she thought "Let's start making technology smaller because people will think it's cool at first then it'll get so small no one can handle it and they'll give up on technology. Then there will no longer be the possibility of the Uni-Human!" That person.. I love them.

But, my school is definitely watching my every move. justlikebigbrother. I'm pretty sure they can watch everything I do even when I'm at home... what if I enjoy taking naked videos of myself singing? It could be for my own entertainment only! It doesn't matter. Me and my naked booty will get in trouble at school for our odd hobbies at home. You will NOT find my logging into my Facebook, Twitter, nor Tumblr. I'm sure they could look them up and find something on them to discipline me for, but I'm not giving them more of an opportunity to. F DA SYSTEM. (I might get in trouble if I say 'fuck'. uhoh. I could get my BWM [Brainwashing Machine] taken away.) I always use too many parenthesis and box things with a name I can't think of right now. I wish the school WOULD be like "hey you used foul language in your blog, you get a demerit!!" I think that would get me a detention. HAHA what a joke. This whole technology-in-school thing is a joke. Why would adults always complain about how kids use their phones and computers too much, then give us YET ANOTHER screen to stare at for more of the day. What's wrong with books? They've worked so well all these years, why give up on them now? I just don't understand anything. I'm going to move to Tibet, where if someone wants me they can come find me or send me a telegram. That sounds perfect. 

Today I worked the polls at a firestation, and they didn't have a firedog.....