All you need is fire and a friend to wish you well.

I deem it appropriate to get the side of your nose pierced even if your other side is pierced, or if you have a septum. Though, I guess I am a biased opinion since I've had my septum pierced for two years and I just got the side of my nose done. If I can capture a good enough picture of myself, I'll put one up. I really wanted a wittle baby hoop, but the guy (Bradd with two Ds) was like "Noo noo that's a bad idea! I'd have to give you a big hoop because it'd swell! Just get the stud!" Now it doesn't sound all that bad when I type it out, it sounds quite reasonable, actually. But man was that guy an asssshole. He was also the guy that pierced my nose the first time, and someone asked me a very good question today when I was talking about him; "If he's a dick, why did you go back?" And I really had to think. I came to the conclusion that it might be because I was familiar with the place, and even though Bradd was not my cup of tea, he was good at his job. That's really what you're looking for in a piercer. Or at least that's what I'm looking for. If you desire something else, that kind of defeats the purpose of paying someone to do it, doesn't it?
Now this Bradd character, he had scarification and some sort of object IN HIS SKIN. I've heard of scarification, and tee bee H (That's white girl for 'To be honest') I wouldn't mind getting some kind of scarification on me. Maybe not on my face or anywhere too obvious. I could get it on my booty or the back of my thigh, but I'm scared to think about what it would feel like to sit down, since I know even getting a tattoo around there makes it hard to sit for awhile. Or so I've heard, I've never had a tattoo so I can't speak from experience. But who even thought "Hey guys let's open up my arm and put an object in there like a lock and then close my skin back up then I'll have a lock in my arm lol sounds badass." It sounds like it might have started out as some sort of torture or in prison like sagging. If you sagged in prison, it's okay in there to be someone's bitch. But when you got out, why would you want people to know that at one point in your life you were someone's bitch? "Yeah man I been in da struggle I been someone's bitch mane I gotta rep dat shit man. Dass why I'm always saggin and shit man." Umm no. That's not really something you flaunt. But hey, I've never been someone's bitch, so maybe it really is hot stuff.

I rode my bicycle past your window last night

Black Friday was a complete success. If you qualify success as spending all your money and even dipping into your Savings account, then we are on the same page. I didn't want to spend as much money as I did, but I'm sure everyone who went Black Friday shopping can say the exact same thing. Everyone's like "AHH SALES I CAN GET SO MUCH STUFF FOR SO LITTLE." Just kidding. You get a decent amount of stuff for a decent price. Decent price is relative in terms of what you'd normally pay. I got pink Abercrombie pants for $41!! Normally I'd be so upset that I spent 40 dollars on pants, but these are so comfortable and soft and nice quality and HEY, it's getting to be cold outside! I cannot continue this life of just skirts and dresses.

Can you see my boxers through my pants?

Light pink is indeed my favorite type of pink. YES. I did buy boxers from American Eagle yesterday, also. I can't believe I've been living my life without them. They're so comfy and they actually look like shorts so that's what I will be wearing sometimes in the summer. (this decision is something my boyfriend is nawt very keen on.) They have Menorahs on them! Of course I still wear my girly underwear under my boxers, but that extra layer just makes me feel so at home and comfortable. Is that weird? Because my friend is got some with reindeers on them that say HO HO HO and I know she likes them, too.
I went to Ulta, and they had Urban Decay Primer Potion and that one stuff that you spray on your face to keep your makeup on for 9 DOLLARS. That was the best deal I came across all day. I'm too cheap to buy them for regular price, but I actually almost bought two of the sets. That would've been unnecessary, so I didn't. Normally I just ask for really nice makeup for Christmas.. Instead this year I asked for a Motorola Razr, creepers (which my mom was like "these are disgusting."), and miscellaneous other stuff. I love knowing what people ask for for Christmas. It makes me so happy to hear about what makes other people happy! Unless it's beating animals and stealing candy from autistic kids. That doesn't quite bring my mood up.
I have only ever learned to roller blade. I don't know how to roller skate, and TO BE HONEST, roller skates look like confusing shit. I think I'll stick with my in-line skates. I currently don't have any skates that fit me, so how am I going to start a skating gang where we beat stupid people up and play street hockey all the time? You can't be in a roller skating gang unless you have some form of shoes with wheels. Excluding Heelies or whatever they are. If someone tries to join my serious roller skate gang with Heelies, I will be forced to beat them up. It's non-negotiable. I think I might just have a fondness for violence. Too bad none of my friends ever want to fight me. It's probably because most girls literally suck.

Follow my friend NINA! She's so cute and wuv her.

We don't want to tip over the tarantula.

The best time to blog might be when you're doing something, but for some reason you have to put it on hold. You're doing something, so your mind is busy thinking of whatever is you may think of, but you have to put your body to rest and just sit and think. Why not just think and type and think and blog and type and think? It sounds like a pretty logical idea to me, but most people always brush off my ideas like they're too out-there or something.. definitely not.

I finally saw Cannibal Holocaust. Twice. I can truthfully say that I'm traumatized and scared of myself for separate reasons. This movie might cause PTSD for me. Probably not, but it just might. This is the closest I've ever come to being on the verge of vomiting and crying during a film since The Meat Video. (I very much would not recommend watching that video.)  That movie makes me lose so much respect for humanity, though it's not like I had much in the first place. And I know, I KNOW it's just a movie, but there are people out there who will burn down tribes of people to try and look like they discovered something so inhumane in a country not their own. How could anyone want to harm people to make themselves look like a hero? One time a kid in my class said, "if someone killed someone for me I would love them!" Everyone laughed and agreed as I sat there in disgust. The teacher also would not take my comment where I come back and say, "I'm ashamed you'd be happy to see someone dead. That's such a terrible thing to say. No one deserves to die as a punishment." Though, I tell you this as I'm about to go on and mention how I was cheering on the cannibals as they killed and ate the people who terrorized them... I'm choosing to look past my indecisive thoughts some might refer to as "hypocrisy." PSH. It's just a movie, guys. A film that shows four animals being killed. FIVE animals were killed during the making of this movie because they had to film one scene twice, and you can't re-kill something or even use it's dead body. The producers apologize for this movie three fucking times before and after the actual film. It was censored and banned in plenty of countries. And the sad thing is.. the second time I watched it, I wasn't horrified. In fact, I was barely bothered. Now I want to watch all of Ruggero Deodato's movies, even though they seem a little bit the same. Ruggero Deodato was actually SUED for the murder of someone in this movie, and they had to prove she wasn't actually dead. `After I watched Cannibal Holocaust for the second time, I watched I Spit On Your Grave. My day was filled with all the rape and detachment of penises my little heart could desire.

This man loves cannibals, rape, and the cutting of penises

we talked about nothing, which is more than I wanted you to know.

My step-dad did something unforgivable yesterday, and I'm feeling the affects of it today. Let's start from the beginning; two months ago. He had just put Shakes the Clown on our queue or whatever on Netflix for us to get it in the mail. I was just then becoming DETERMINED to see Cannibal Holocaust. I have a beautiful necklace that is from the movie, but I haven't seen it. Well, Sydney, doesn't that make you a hypocrite? Why yes! It really fucking does. I just longed for that lovely necklace of a dead naked girl covered in blood. Every since that day, I have needed to see that movie. My step-dad said he would send Shakes the Clown back. HE DIDN'T.. that is, until three days ago. I stopped myself from buying this movie for two months, thinking it would be coming soon. Did you know that no places carry it in the stores? They have to order it. That stuff messes with my emotions too much. I get all excited like THEY SAID IT WOULD BE HERE TOMORROW AT THE EARLIEST IT BETTER BE HERE. Then it won't come for another week. Do you know how much that messes with a girl's self-esteem??? Actually it doesn't, but it makes me really sad every time I think about it, which is pretty much as bad as killing my self-esteem. At least that's how i see it. Anyhow, the next movie on the Netflix queue arrived today! I almost cried tears of joy when I saw that Netflix envelope in my mailbox. I ran into my house with it and ripped it open (the right way. One time I ripped it open the wrong way and I was traumatized into thinking it could never be returned now.) only to discover the movie in there was NOT Cannibal Holocaust, it was Prometheus or what the fuck ever that movie is. I never wanted to see that movie in the theatre, and now i ESPECIALLY despise it and will NEVER EVER watch it EVER. My step-dad tells me, "oh yeah I put Prometheus at the top. You put your stuff at the top all the time." He seriously put it at the top yesterday or something like that. He did it on purpose and now i have nothing except myself and what's streaming on Netflix. I started White Chicks with my friend, yes yes i have indeed seen it before what do i look like, and there was a scene about dildos that wasn't there before... I asked all my friends the next day if they remember the dildo scene and none of them do. Is it new? Am I crazy? I mean, I'm probably crazy, but I don't think that's the answer for this question. I watch too many movies.

That takes me to my Christmas list. Pretty sure all my friends want to beat my ass for this, but I want a pink Motorola Razr. The flip phone. It's so fabulous! It fits me so well. I'm fabulous, it's fabulous, it was meant to be, OBVI. I use caps a lot but I like it. The reason I want it, though, is really because I'm tired of this damn iPhone. Everyone who has an iPhone is just on it all the time, myself included. Whether I'm on Instagram or Facebook or group texting four other friends of mine, it's always taking up my time. My friends keep trying to give me reasons to keep it like mapquest or the internet. Tuh. Are you fucking joking? Ask someone around you for some damn directions. I'm trynna live my life, not my cell phone. If you want to get ahold of me, call me. I want to be out making something of myself instead of worrying what's going on in the screen in my pocket. That should mean nothing to me. Also, it really pisses me off when I'm with a bunch of people and most of them are on their phone. It's understandable if you're talking to a parent or something, because I know my mom would beat my ass if I didn't reply to her or answer her calls. But if you're just talking to someone else, I don't understand. You're surrounded by people, talk to them. I'm sure you can find SOMETHING to talk about with someone around you. Oh, you hate everyone around you? That sucks. Go explore. Look at the clouds. THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER. Make something out of twigs and branches? Twigs and branches make cool shit I'm guessing. But I wouldn't know, I have an iPhone. The moral of the story is; iPhones keep you from doing cool shit like making something out of twigs and branches or finding shapes in clouds.

Where is the line with you?

Everyone has that teacher that understands nothing and all the kids think they're smarter than him/her. That's my Latin teacher. He's a nice guy and smart, he's just not quite got the hang of things yet. I used to hate this guy. I literally thought there couldn't be anyone worse for the job. This dude is overly sensitive to regular criticism, which of COURSE makes kids want to fuck with him even more. I admit, I thought it was hilarious at first. I was like "this guy seriously is so dumb and mean let's fuck with him so hard." But, as the weeks have gone on, I realized he's just a new teacher. He'll get used to bratty kids with nothing more on their minds than emotional torture, it takes time and time only. Now, anytime kids in my class mess with him for unnecessary reasons, it pisses me off. I find myself having no tolerance for shenanigans. It seems more like because kids knew they could get away with not knowing anything before, and yelling out that they were confused to really mess with his shit, they're only doing it for the attention now. They think it's funny or something.. Like, no. That joke is so old. We know you get the work. Quit causing a scene trying to press the teacher's buttons. And anytime kid's don't do what they're supposed to or just talk the whole time, then want to bitch at the teacher, I'm just like, "take the fucking initiative. Seriously? Grow up." When I get bad grades (cough cough Bs) I can only blame myself. If I don't understand something, then I need to go see someone who can help me, like a teacher or my mom. Don't just look at your grades and be like "IT'S THE TEACHER MEH" Umm.. colleges don't accept that excuse? If it is the teacher, go see or email another teacher to ask them a question. People need to learn that they've got to do what they can for themselves and that because they're blaming someone else for their misfortunes or screw ups is not going to help them at all. I think I might actually accidentally give people the nastiest looks in class when they're being stupid... Sometimes I feel bad about it. Most of the time I don't.

How come no one tells little girls that if they shave their legs, they should probably shave their bikini lines before they go swimming, too. I spent two years being traumatized in the summer and having to wear shorts and look like a dyke. You best believe I got no boyz when I was little. Now that those years are long gone, I can openly talk about it and how much IT REALLY SUCKED. Also I'm Jewish, so naturally I'm hairier than all my friends... Life sometimes really sucks. Then you get over it and really does turn into a funny story, I promise.

I really like Korn. I discovered that today... Is something wrong with me? I don't think so. I'M PERF THE WAY I AM. OOH OOH OOOOHHHH.

Revolving doors, what have i done?

I have finally gotten my brainwashing machine from school and I'm trying to get used to it. It's a tablet, and I very much hate it. The only good thing about it is that I can blog in seminar (I think/hope/pray[jk]) I hate small technology. MY HANDS ARE TOO BIG FOR THIS. Next thing you know skinny is gonna be the new fat and anorexic is gonna be the new thick because everyone is too big for their small little computers. Who even thought of small technology? Maybe it was the human race savior. He/she thought "Let's start making technology smaller because people will think it's cool at first then it'll get so small no one can handle it and they'll give up on technology. Then there will no longer be the possibility of the Uni-Human!" That person.. I love them.

But, my school is definitely watching my every move. justlikebigbrother. I'm pretty sure they can watch everything I do even when I'm at home... what if I enjoy taking naked videos of myself singing? It could be for my own entertainment only! It doesn't matter. Me and my naked booty will get in trouble at school for our odd hobbies at home. You will NOT find my logging into my Facebook, Twitter, nor Tumblr. I'm sure they could look them up and find something on them to discipline me for, but I'm not giving them more of an opportunity to. F DA SYSTEM. (I might get in trouble if I say 'fuck'. uhoh. I could get my BWM [Brainwashing Machine] taken away.) I always use too many parenthesis and box things with a name I can't think of right now. I wish the school WOULD be like "hey you used foul language in your blog, you get a demerit!!" I think that would get me a detention. HAHA what a joke. This whole technology-in-school thing is a joke. Why would adults always complain about how kids use their phones and computers too much, then give us YET ANOTHER screen to stare at for more of the day. What's wrong with books? They've worked so well all these years, why give up on them now? I just don't understand anything. I'm going to move to Tibet, where if someone wants me they can come find me or send me a telegram. That sounds perfect. 

Today I worked the polls at a firestation, and they didn't have a firedog.....