What's the matter with kids these days?

Last time on the fashion show; (I won't talk tooo tooo much about this.) I liked the idea of the inside of the body being inspiration. House of Emerald did a terrible job. I barely liked any of the outfits. They should not have had Tamara put that ugly Whatever in her dress. It was FINE the way it was. I'm glad House of Nami won. (It's hard for me to write 'Nami' because I have a friend named 'Naomi' and that's what I type every time, then I have to go back and change it!) I liked a lot of their dresses, except the uterus one. That guy is obnoxious, and his dress just made me say, "You're a weirdo! I don't like you and your ugly vagina dress!" I just thought it was awkward, and not even because he used a vagina as his inspiration. It's the reason why. He's a freak-o. 

This episode; I'm glad Cesar and Calvin switched teams. It all seems more balanced, and happier. Oh my Gosh, Dita Von Teese is the guest judge. Why am I not surprised, for a challenge like this? I like her vintage style. She's so cute. 

I can definitely see Secret Vampire Lady in her.

I thought Nami's collection was a little boring. And of course, as soon as I type that, Iman announces that they won the challenge. Meh, I thought Dominique's dress was the worst one. At least Eduardo won overall, it was cute, and I, too would wear it. Why would he nominate Calvin? I agree with Isaac. If you think about it, though, it was good strategizing on the team's part. The judges like Calvin, therefore, they will not eliminate him, so the other team will have the one designer eliminated. I don't think that thought is what popped in his mind, though. 

I don't like Cesar's dress, it looks cheesy and wanna-be in the front. Tamara's outfit just didn't fit with the rest of the collection, in fact, the whole collection just didn't go together. It was all tied to one another with lace, and some of the lace just didn't belong in the spot it was in. 

I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND. 

I do not care for either collections. I don't like a lot of the outfits.. I've come to the conclusion that they should be given more than 24 hours to work on collections. What came out of it? Poopy! That's what! No more, Iman and Isaac. Don't play.

I also just want you to know, that I was writing this as I watched the show. So, I was half paying attention, and my mind constantly changed. I'm sorry.

I saw it twice.

Yes, I saw a UFO twice in two days, it was stereotypically big and round with shiny lights. Not really. I saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 1 twice. First, just let me get this over with, I don't like that pt. 2 comes out in July! It should come out in January, or February, but July is just too late! Now that that is out, I definitely was very satisfied with the movie. It was pretty close to the book, THE closest to the book, so far. There are a few things they've gotten wrong or just didn't show, but it doesn't bother me that much. It was well put together, and I cried. ohmygod, I cried. I don't know if that really says much since movies often make me cry, but honestly, I'm a little scared for pt. 2. It's going to be intense, and I'm going to cry so hard. I cried a lot in the BOOK, actually seeing it will be worse. I think a lot of Harry Potter fans cried in the last book. If you didn't, I congratulate you on being strong! I especially liked the Tale of the Three Brothers. It was different. When the Horcrux was open, and Ron saw Hermione and Harry, I thought Hermoine looked beautiful. Not to say she isn't anyway, but how she looked wet, shiny, silver and airbrushed(Picnik styled airbrush), I thought looked really stunning. (that sounds so inappropriate..)

Emma Watson is into fashion now. I've seen her in Burberry ads and in pictures up at a Burberry store. I think she looks good, and Burberry fits her. She wanted to be a part of Chanel, but that didn't happen. OHWELL. I like Emma Watson.

Emma Watson making it work. ;]

Oh, how the Fashion Show has grown!

At the very start, I liked Jeffrey's outfit the best in the fashion show, showing who they were as designers. I thought that the white feather dress with sparkle[or whatever] was HIDEOUS. I don't remember who's it was, but they thought theirs was better than everyone else's. I think not. I like how the fashion houses were split into Green and Blue, and not Blue and Red. Everything is Blue and Red, it was time for a change. I don't know why that stuck out to me. I don't really like either of the names for the houses, though. Nami? That sounds like they're trying to suck up to Iman. I know they're not, but that is the impression I get. Emeral Syx? There will not always be six of you, as proven today, so that is not a very smart name. Calvin was mean about it, but I agreed with him. Back to the first fashion show, when Iman came out, I was a little distracted. I got a very good look at her dress, FROM THE BACK. Don't even ask me my opinion on the front, because I don't know! I couldn't see it! It had potential to be good. Something else that has potential; the whole show. I was very skeptical that it was going to be better than last time. But, as I don't like to admit often, I was wrong. I'm definitely seeing some potential that this show is getting way better! Maybe it has something to do with Kelly being gone. Uggg, I did NOT like her. One could barely say she was a good fashion critic. Her and Isaac used to be a little snobby, then make fun of the contestants behind their backs, how professional. But now that we're down with Kelly, I think Isaac's been a little.. more Mizrahi and less Miserable. My opinions on Calvin changed throughout the show. At first I kind of liked him, then I hated it, then he was growing on me, and now I like him. But he shouldn't have put the jewels on his dress.. They kind of made it look cheap. I was on his side with his fight with Francine. I think she was being inconsiderate and bitchy. She looks like a drug-addict. I was hardly surprised when they were the bottom two, but I'm glad Calvin stayed. and I like that Iman said, "This is the FASHION show," so it means like, although his attitude sucked, it's not the Attitude Show, but your outfit sucked, and that's what the show's about. So, BUHBYE. HA, I'm glad she's gone. If she didn't know how to sew, she shouldn't have been on the show. [rhyme!] I thought that Cesar's dress was really nice, but it didn't really fit with the rest of the collection.. I don't know. But, it was a well deserved win, I guess! I think he'll make it far. But one of the models didn't take off the jacket, which would PISS ME OFF if I was the designer. I would be like, "OH NO! She did NOT just do that!" Then, I would greatly consider not hiring her again. But, I would tell her, so she didn't go around doing that to other designers. Models need to know this stuff! Don't they watch ANTM? But, I'm excited to see Dita Von Teese in an upcoming episode! I think she's so beautiful! Well, that is basically how I felt on the new season on the Fashion Show. I will definitely try to keep watching it on a regular basis, and I suggest that you people give it another chance.

Turn off the TV. Can you say Brain washing?

I cannot get over how Miu Miu has let me down on their Spring collection. And I know I said we'll continue the conversation, but I'm deciding against it. Ok? Ok. Awesome. You're all awesome.

So today I was at this really super-awesome tattoo parlor called Voluta. The owner-guy named Conan showed me this magazine called Hi-Fructose, and it's really inspiring. You should check it out. And I would recommend Voluta tattoo to anyone, if, of course, you live in the area. They're really nice people and down-to-Earth. They make me want to stop my dream of Fashion and become a tattoo artist there. But, HA, that will not happen. Maybe I'll learn how to duplicate myself.

I absolutely DESPISE new Eminem. I also hate all these kids start talking about how they're straight up Eminem fans, when they only listen to the new stuff. He got too serious and depressing.. whatever happened to "This looks like a time for me, So everybody just follow me, we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels a little empty WITHOUT ME. Nananannananannanananana" He used to be interesting, and good videos, now he just makes me want to turn the TV off and listen to Gucci Mane. And I don't like Gucci Mane. In fact, I hope you don't get the impression I like rap, because I don't,.. really. I like certain artists, but I don't get that into it. Well, actually, I just don't like a lot of the rappers that are mainstream right now.

Now, for the last thing I will say;

Check out my friend!

Now, I love Miu Miu, but..

I'm so confused with Miu Miu. I was just looking at their Spring 2011 line on Elle.com, and I'm not really liking it. Some of it is ok, but it all looks poorly put together, I think. Is it considered fashionable to look like you paid someone $10 to sew all your silk together? I surely hope not. I still want some Miu Miu bird pumps.

We'll finish this conversation later..!